jacobtheloofah:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that there’s a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

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you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

girlmostlikely:

So tired of the Halseyification Billie eyelash Phoebe Bridgerton cursive whisper non-singing music. Bring back slutty DJ deafening ground shaking jersey shore core earth shattering club music

(via freshwitchgladiator)

lookoflove:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

(via fedwhoreuh)

weepycat:

videohall:

Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.

> High score! What happened? Did i break it?

> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..

Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.

i think this my favorite video of all time. ive been utterly enamored with this video for years – i really believe it captures such a genuine, delightful aspect of humanity and culture from the 2000s, and its so fun to watch!!

(via the-bandolorian)

mockiatoh:

hhawkeye:

did you let me die in your arms in the timeloop

I keep thinking about this post. Did you let me? As in did you not save me? and Did you let me? as in did you allow me the comfort of your embrace at the expense of your own pain, knowing tomorrow I would be back and fine but you’d still be feeling my blood against your skin?

Did you let me die in your arms?

(via squid-guts)


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